You Know You're Potty Training When ...

10. You know you're potty training when your child runs around naked all.day.long. And you let him. Because for some reason you'd rather just clean up some pee off the floor than to sacrifice another pair of underwear. 

9. You know you're potty training when there is a random toilet in your living room floor. 

8. You know you're potty training when you literally stalk your toddler all day doing the hand swipe. You know the hand swipe - where you run your hand over their crotch to see if they peed in their pants. 

7. You know you're potty training when you hear the words "Mommy, I have to go potty" for the first time and feel like the heavens just opened up because dear Lord, the child can communicate now! 

6. You know you're potty training when the conversation at the dinner table includes the words, "Well, Mickey Mouse goes pee pee in the potty."

5. You know you're potty training when you let your child drink their sippy cup while on the toilet hoping the drinking will trigger them to pee. Even if it is just a little drop. 

4. You know you're potty training when you step in a wet spot and actually say out loud, "Ah well, at least it's just pee."

3. You know you're potty training when it's perfectly acceptable to teach your son to "jiggle, jiggle, jiggle" his junk. 

2. You know you're potty training when you ask every 5 minutes, "Do you need to go potty? Do you need to go potty? Do you need to go potty?" Because really, his bladder could fill up that fast. 

1. You know you're potty training when your life has resulted to dancing in the bathroom singing 

"Ah, push it - push it real good
Ah, push it - push it good
Ah, push it - push it real good

Oooh, baby, baby
Baby, baby
Oooh, baby, baby
Baby, baby"

Because seriously, who cares at this point. Might as well have some fun in the process.